Strains

Meet Apple Tartz, the zesty prankster of Hermit’s Delight, a hybrid concoction that’s part tart granny smith, part creamy berry pie, with a sprinkle of woodland spice. Crafted from the wild romance between Runtz and Apple Fritter, this evenly balanced strain is celebrated for its super sweet tang and vibrant effects that can leave you creatively amused or simply bemused. With THC levels soaring between 20-25%, it’s like biting into a fruit so forbidden, that you’ll be bantering with butterflies and philosophizing with the pine trees. Picture this: a neon green nug, cozy in a forest of greenery, whispering sweet, earthy, and woody tales with every puff. Apple Tartz is known to sweep you into a chatty euphoria faster than you can say “How do you like them apples?” Perfect for social butterflies or those who aspire to be, this strain will fuel your gab and then gently tuck you into relaxation without the sedation, unless of course, you’re a newbie; then expect a cosmic couchlock and perhaps a trip to the kitchen for some actual apple tarts.”